If they’re not using ‘palm oil’ then what are bribers greasing officials’ palms with?
My car horn plays the introduction from the William Tell overture.
This hot off the press from me this day in 2023: “Not claiming to be actually dying of thirst but my throat is drier than a nun’s Oscar Wilde quip.”
It may appear that I am obsessed with bawdy filthy lowbrow humor but Benny Hill is dead so there’s a vacant slot to fill.
They’ve got a cheek calling things ‘A criminal Enterprise’ when there are Ferengi literally behind every scam in the galaxy.
“And the clock struck midnight and Cinderella was able to look back and see what inane bullshit she had posted on Facebook for many years before on *that* exact day”.
Negative Role Model dad: Hold my beer.
Small child (holding the beer, watching his dad die ingominiously): ‘Well, beer, I guess it’s just you and me from here’.
(Narrator): And so the cycle repeated itself.
Well, how good does YOUR nob sound?
Minor league b3tan bloke
Minor league b3tan bloke
In principle I’m all in favour of putting ‘this way up’ on mobile flight cases but if you find the castors are on the top then you’ve definitely fucked up more than a sign will prevent you from doing.
Minor league b3tan bloke
Don’t know about Criminal Mastermind but I’ve seen a few dodgy looking geezers on The Chase.
