Programming Languages Researcher
https://kirancodes.me
Kiran
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Visiting Grand central station!
Damn.
You fucks complained about the guardrails too much
Ritchie and Thompson were a hardworking pair
they worked all night and all day
fellas watcha doin
we're designing a programming language
we've made twenty-five prototypes
one for each letter from A to Z
Fellas, there are twenty-six letters in the alphabet
good heavens, we forgot the letter C
I knew a man named john who invented a language
his heart was filled with pride
I said to Dr. McCarthy, what does your language do
he said, it's to process lists
Johnny if you take my advice
you'll be the richest man in town
take that language that processes lists
and make it evaluate itself
One day I was visiting the ESA
they were a very anxious bunch so it seems
they were working on the arianne v
a spaceship to send out satellites to space
fellas don't worry the details
why you'll never need more than 16 bits
the next day they set sail
and the rocket blew off the face of the earth
Admiral hopper came to my house one day
her face was all anguished and red
darn it when i run aclculations on my computer
the results come out all wrong
theres gotta be a bug in my code
I'll start working on a fix today
Grace, great scott there's no flaws in your work
that's an actual literal bug
A short thread on my contributions to Computer Science
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uw1...
