local elf enjoyer
Emmy-winning Lead Writer / Producer. The Dragon Prince (Netflix). Elf novelist. Prev Riot. Personal account, unhinged unprofessional and unfiltered. she/her.
devon giehl🐀ratmaker
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I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
James Joyce is gonna read this and come back from the dead so he can publish Finnegan's Wake 2 out of sheer spite.
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I don’t want to engage in wholesome behavior, I want to beat an eldritch monstrosity to death with a shovel and nurture my crops with its blood to feed a starving town
Me with every other thing: I need to scrutinize this. I need to be aware I’m being marketed to. These corporations are untrustworthy.
Me seeing final fantasy 7 revelation: oh the music oh the characters my favorites are all here thank you how many credit cards do you need
oh and then I want to kiss the town hotties on the mouth
this is the game my soul craves
