In the one fight Lincoln ever lost, the guy he was meant to fight (to settle a dispute over militia campsites) instead chose a champion wrestler to take his place, who took advantage of Lincoln's awkward stature. Anyone who tried to stand up & fight Honest Abe got licked.
Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST
[not an endorsement] Abraham Lincoln arguably invented the chokeslam and if he knew absolutely nothing else about the context here, might think it's fun
