they should make a vape buttplug. so like if you rip ass it's pleasant instead of nasty
(bombing at standup) you ever notice how store brand doritos taste like the nacho chip from utz party mix ? This is understandable because they're both in the same category of chip
Just found out about babies. Apparently these little dudes say things like "googoo gaga" and "Waaaahhh"
I am sorry, you don't have
that much in your account.
WIP rope bunny adopt
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lucyfree 🦋
Ammnontet!
customer wanted us to use non-dairy milk for his drink and he asked for this by telling us to "veganize it"
If i was Marge i would have left that drunken slob the moment he laid his hands on my son
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strong correlation with urls that end in .aspx and web pages you would really rather not have to deal with