Here’s to hoping the work on my car will be finished today and not tomorrow.
Donald Trump has intertwined his wealth so fully with our government that the only solution is to nationalize his companies and assets, along with those of his entire family.
In the interests of fairness, we can provide them a one bedroom apartment in public housing and minimum wage jobs.
I love saying "of course" instead of "you're welcome" like of course I'm helping you that's what I do.
you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I'm not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
