【 ANTI - DOUCHEBAG 】21+ writer. MDNI
written by https://MARY 🔔
"𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 me 𝐇𝐎𝐖 i mesmerize 𝔂𝓸𝓾 💉🖤
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instead of getting angry or growing defensive, the mortician chuckled to herself and shook her head in disbelief. the former assassin never understood /how/ anybody could tolerate the sol variant. she didn't appear intimidated by him. she stares him down with an eerie smile.
"hm. i guess."
resisting the urge to roll her eyes. anti-douchebag doesn't bother to answer right away; mostly adjusting her gloves and staring at him with an unsettling gaze.
"she's not the variant you should be wasting time with. you could have done so much better than /that/ disgrace."
"you're welcome. . . i must agree with you. anti would be more fitting, but tacking douchebag on the end of it indicates i'm a variant," she replied, the latex of the gloves making noise as she adjusted them.
"it's nothing too philosophical. i don't /have/ to identify with the others."
watching him with an amused expression; brown optics dull and lacking any human warmth. adjusting her black surgical gloves.
". . . i see. you're going to have to try harder then."
"The Evil in the hearts of man....that is what interests me most!"
-My own Portrayal of Vaati
-Retains his memories from Minish cap + Four swords
-18+ content (NSFW kept strictly to dm's)
-Writer is 25+, Nonbinary
-Open to any ship
-Very sassy and mean
-Only uses official art
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strictly mdni , portrayal is an adult , suggestive themes may be on the tl bc i don't like to censor myself lalala
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" I'd rather you not try to police who i should and shouldn't spend my time with. "
A scowl, his gaze unfriendly.
" Mind your own business , yeah ? "
". . ."
Red irises look down at them, a bit of a scoff follows .
"Guess you're the one who gives her a lot of shit or something . ."
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
She's my friend. It has nothing to do with being a 'hero'.
But I'm not going to let her be hurt.
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"I feel like anti would be more suiting. N-N-Not! that your name is bad just- well." He's facepalming at himself, dragging his hand down his face. What a mess up. His swirly blue eyes, though they have no real indication of direction follow her surgical gloves.
"Th-Thank you." He whispered in
watching him with an amused expression; brown optics dull and lacking any human warmth. adjusting her black surgical gloves.
". . . i see. you're going to have to try harder then."
resisting the urge to roll her eyes. anti-douchebag doesn't bother to answer right away; mostly adjusting her gloves and staring at him with an unsettling gaze.
"she's not the variant you should be wasting time with. you could have done so much better than /that/ disgrace."
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what are you exactly trying to prove here. don't be a hero for the sol hedgehog. she's really not worth your time.
She's my friend. It has nothing to do with being a 'hero'.
But I'm not going to let her be hurt.
". . ."
Red irises look down at them, a bit of a scoff follows .
"Guess you're the one who gives her a lot of shit or something . ."
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ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
what are you exactly trying to prove here. don't be a hero for the sol hedgehog. she's really not worth your time.
watching him with an amused expression; brown optics dull and lacking any human warmth. adjusting her black surgical gloves.
". . . i see. you're going to have to try harder then."
"you will call me either anti-douchebag or anti for short. i do not care which one," the blonde hedgehog replied, adjusting her black surgical gloves while maintaining eye contact.
"i assume you're new to my antics so i should spare you."
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ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
She's my friend. It has nothing to do with being a 'hero'.
But I'm not going to let her be hurt.
ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
what are you exactly trying to prove here. don't be a hero for the sol hedgehog. she's really not worth your time.
ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
Bet.
Bet.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
Bet.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
His frown remained settled on his countenance, he moved himself back a few steps shyly. Fleetway was used to his brother who has a rather specific tone himself, but with people he's not used to, it makes him anxious.
"Oh. Heh." He's forcing laughter, though he didn't understand the joke.
✨️Daydream Fleetway✨️
that would not bother me one bit.
that would not bother me one bit.
that would not bother me one bit.
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"putting myself at risk is none of /your/ concern. . . . i suppose i should be flattered that /somebody/ cares enough to attempt to talk to me," the mortician mused, glancing at him with dull brown optics and speaking in her usual deadpan tone.
"i was mostly kidding. so . . . not to worry."
Hoping you step on a lego for that.
ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
Hoping you step on a lego for that.
Hoping you step on a lego for that.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
Hearing her chuckle, a timid frown displayed on his countenance. Her reaction was one that had taken him off guard completely. A finger tapping against his chin being puzzled.
"But you said something that sounded like it would put you at risk of." The word dying was lowly, and hesitantly spoken.
✨️Daydream Fleetway✨️
you heard me. i said what i said.
you heard me. i said what i said.
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ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
you heard me. i said what i said.
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a slight raise of an eyebrow. the blonde hedgehog felt a mixture of annoyance and amusement, a chuckle escaping. thankfully she didn't care enough to be upset.
"why would i be upset over an opinion. i don't think i said anything concerning," she replied with an eerie calmness.
ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
The hell.
The hell.
The hell.
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
ᴛʜᴀɴᴀᴛᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴀ
A small squeak involuntarily escapes him.
"I was ch-checking to see if you are okay. The way you were talking sounded...please please don't be upset." He waves his hands around, " Concerning?"
✨️Daydream Fleetway✨️
charlotte has been getting on my last nerve with that stupid game. . . . i should dissect her.
charlotte has been getting on my last nerve with that stupid game. . . . i should dissect her.
ANTI-DOUCHEBAG ꒰🫀꒱
charlotte has been getting on my last nerve with that stupid game. . . . i should dissect her.
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making DIRECT eye contact. she doesn't seem to care about what fleetway has to say or think. so she stares; features neutral and gaze sharp as always.
"what do you want."
