The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him
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Jeff Whitmire
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I'm calling it now. This will be one of the best horror movies of the year!!
"I blacked out after Goldman's eyes popped out of their sockets. Believe me, you can't unsee that." #XFilesLive
Hello everyone! Due to the issue where the new "I Want to Believe" movie did NOT appear on Disney, we've decided to continue on with Season 10 pending a change. Monday will instead be "Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster!" See you there!
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Jeff Whitmire
Attn: #FrightClub & #IndieWatch
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Also there is a dildo on the stairs in Evil Sublet. I think if I ever (really never) write a memoir, that’ll be the title.
Jeff Whitmire
Jeff Whitmire
@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social
Jeff Whitmire
"We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do other things, not because they are easy... but because they are hard." #XFilesLive
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I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley
Alabaster
The director of Sharknado is back this summer with WATER PARK SHARK.
When Great White Sharks storm a Cape Cod water park, a washed-up football star-turned-lifeguard and his ex-girlfriend police chief must uncover the shocking secret bringing in the ocean’s biggest predators.
Bloody Disgusting
It’s the first-ever supernatural slasher holiday road trip movie with musical numbers and scary clowns, starring Sally Struthers, and featuring the art of Bill Plympton. We want you to be part of it!
It’s the first-ever supernatural slasher holiday road trip movie with musical numbers and scary clowns, starring Sally Struthers, and featuring the art of Bill Plympton. We want you to be part of it!