Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
Johnny 🫧 Cowlick
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Trump apparently won't be at MSG for Game 4 of the NBA Finals tonight because of a previously scheduled engagement to ruin something else.
Go Knicks! 🏀 👏 #FuckTrump
But the ceasefire IS still on and trump ALREADY won the war 🙄
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While Trump is binge posting AI slop, making shit up on Fox News, hiding the Epstein files, settling lawsuits with himself, spending our tax dollars on ballrooms, reflecting pools, and illegal wars, and taking cognitive tests, Zohran Mamdani is proving every day that democratic socialism works.
I'm still not convinced he was able to identify a giraffe.
I'm still not convinced he was able to identify a giraffe.
I guess it's back to monitoring bathrooms 😂
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Just getting this ready for trump's birthday on June 14th.
Steve Hilton, a Trump-endorsed Republican, beat Tom Steyer, a self-proclaimed progressive Democrat, to win the second spot in California's gubernatorial race.
So I'm assuming America's Liar-in-Chief will now say California elections aren't rigged?
The 47th President of the Unites States is a moron.
