Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
Unassuming Local Guy
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It’s happening.
Happy Tuesday evening from me and the homies. ☺️
I was gonna make some bucatini with Marcella Hazan’s famous sauce recipe tonight, but then I had a 5 mg edible and now I think I’m gonna have a buffalo chicken tender pub sub.
FRANKLIN: *repeated and senseless cry-meows in the hallway*
ME: “Little Latin boy in drag! Why are you crying?”
I legitimately need one of those Jetsons setups where I just step onto a conveyor belt and the big machine gets me all ready for bed.
I made the mistake of laying down before I washed my face or brushed my teeth or took my pills, and now I don’t wanna get up again.
Howwwwww am I supposed to remain engaged in my job when I’ve been laid off and my last day is in 3 weeks? - I am doing my absolute best to be a good worker bee, but in literally every meeting it’s a struggle not to give off big-time “Not my circus, not my monkeys” energy.
I think he missed me while I was at the movies.
Look who showed up!
He wants to put a what in my where now?
Yes I am absolutely going to see Masters of the Universe again tonight, what of it?
