If I had all of these versions laid out for me when I was a kid I would have been *King Of The Neighborhood*
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Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…