-CALLOUT POST ON BLUESKY DOT COM. KUNG LAO! YOU GOT A SMALL WINNING STREAK! IT'S AS FRAGILE AS YOUR Neck EXCEPT WAY SNAPPIER AND GUESS WHAT THIS IS WHAT MY STREAK LOOKS LIKE!
*Gets knocked into the pit*
THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS, NO SURVIVORS, NO MERCY LOOK AT THAT THERE'S ED BOON OVER-
-OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I REBOOT YOU TOO!
I'VE COME TO MAKE A ANNOUNCEMENT! @shaolinspindoctor.bsky.social IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER! HE CUT IN HALF MY FUCKING BOY! THAT RIGHT! HE TOOK HIS SHAOLIN FUCKING RAZOR HAT OUT AND CUT MY FUCKING BOY AND HE SAID HIS WINNING STREAK WAS "This big." AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING!
SO I'M MAKING A-
-THERE!
HE CUT MY BOY SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA REBOOT MYTHOLOGIES!
EXCEPT I NOT REBOOTING MYTHOLOGIES! I GONNA AIM HIGHER! IM REBOOTING SPECIAL FORCES!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JOHN TOBIAS!?! I REBOOTED SPECIAL FORCES YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE JAX JAZZ HITS THE FUCKING TIMELINE! NOW GET-
Mileena
Mileena
kung lao 🌀
Mileena
Mileena
Now he’s an arts and crafts project! An improvement, really.
He’s done nothing wrong.
cyn
i caved. my bad. probably won’t be super active these next two weeks or so but he’s here hehe
cyn
LRT IS KILLING ME ABXNSN
Looks to the left.
Looks to the right.
“I think someone is talking about me.”
