Dutchess 🇨🇦
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
Sunshine
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If you push hard enough
You either have a baby, take a shit or get some alone time
Door dashers flirt & ask people for their number IN the app chat ?!??!
Ballsy af
My being right Anthem
I’m happy knowing I can fully trust my intuition because I was right all along.
Not only are assoles selling their Jays giveaway items online for insane prices they’re also selling spots in line to assholes who don’t want to wait in line themselves.
Security is gonna be needed if I see this shit
I used to have jokes but now I got no jokes, just you jokesters
Have you tried putting gravy on it?
treat me like a sock puppet and ram your fist right in my craft drawer to get some glue & put googly eyes on me
