I've already gotten married twice, but if I could get a replica of this dress out of it, I am sure I could arrange for a third time.
Note I don't say that the novel itself is racist and sexist, because one of its basic points is that Oliveira, for all his intellectual pretense, is an idiot.
Walter Benjamin if he were capable of concision:
I forgot how casually racist and sexist Oliveira, the protagonist of Rayuela is. For example, he & one of his girlfriends see a young Asian street artist, and he refers to her as "Tsong Tsong". The girlfriend asks if that's really her name, and he says, "What do I know? She has nice ankles."