The Chrysalis Project - MG - 04/25
Querying: The Barrett Chronicles (YA) & Curse of the Fart Witch(TM) -
WIP: Blackwood (a Wickerman retelling)
Plotter, not a pantser.
Software/Science IRL.
Cheering everyone on!
Rae Law - author. The Chrysalis Project 15/04/25
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đˇď¸ UNION GRIEVANCEâBRK SPIDER DIV đˇď¸
Promised chaos, snacks & stink.
Received:
⢠Floral potion burns
⢠Holy fountain splash damage
Commander Poot = vaporised.
Morale = fragile.
Demand hazard pay + more beans.
Respectfully furious,
Lord R. Farnsworth, Esq.
#UnhingedPit #MG #F #Q
Rae Law - author. The Chrysalis Project 15/04/25
FFXIV x TENSURA
When luckless Mick agrees to be his best friend Eleanor's adventuring partner, he expects to keep her safe, not be turned into a divine dragon. Now he and Eleanor must face his mission to lead a war against the godsâbut is destiny as inevitable as it seems?
#BluePit #BluePitđ #W #F
Secretly planning to ditch my family for most of the day to read all the quest pitches, chat with existing twitter-friends, and meet new ones along the way.
I love pitch events - the best of the writing community comes out to support each other.
TO: HR
RE: Hostile Work Envionment
Arrived to steal 1 Abuela body.
Deployed spiders.
Atmosphere appropriately toxic.
Was assaulted by flower spray + weaponised church fart.
Requesting transfer, hazard pay & revenge authorisation.
Lawyers will be in touch.
#UnhingedPit #MG #F #Q
When his chaos-gremlin older brother summons a fart-powered witch totheir town, 11yo Jacob must step out of the shadows to save his kidnapped Abuela & stop a curse that threatens to stink Woodville into oblivion. Barking spiders đą #QuestPit #Q #MG #F #SomethingWickedThisWayComes #CinematicNotSilly
WimpyKid X Goosebumps
Green gas coils through town. Barking spiders swarm. A stink-powered body-snatching witch kidnaps Abuela. Her 11yo grandson must stop the curse before Woodville rots from the inside out. #QuestPit #Q #MG #F #SomethingWickedThisWaySmells #CinematicNotSilly
A record-breaking fart awakens an immortal stink-feeding, body-snatching witch. Armed with courage, friendship & limited magic, an 11yo must save his Abuela and his townâbefore the curse becomes permanent/deadly. #QuestPit #Q #MG #F #CinematicNotSilly #SomethingWickedThisWaySmells
ok -I just got fed up and dropped my fourth pitch so I can wander off and do other things and not worry about forgetting to come back. BlueSky really needs to get scheduled posts into the mix.
âď¸NOTICE OF CLAIM âď¸
From: Brimstone & Sulphur LLP
Attorneys for Fairwinda (Immortal, temporarily dispersed)
Pursuing damages against:
⢠1 minor (weaponised church fart)
⢠1 sibling (tackle assault)
⢠1 holy fountain of potion
Summons issued.
#UnhingedPit #MG #F #Q
Jax Devora (is writing)
WimpyKid X Goosebumps
Living in the shadow of his chaos-gremlin older brother, an 11yo finds his voice when a fart-powered, body-snatching witch kidnaps his Abuela & threatens to curse their town into oblivion. #QuestPit #Q #MG #F #SomethingWickedThisWaySmells #CinematicNotSilly
