"Despite their tiny brains, bees are able to learn abstract concepts, learn from each other, and behave flexibly in a way that defies the view of them as hardwired little robots."
I'm convinced that the reason parents don't want their kids to learn swear words is because it's hilarious to hear an angry kid reach down for the worst word they know and shout with all the hostility their little bodies can muster: "Booger!"
What people don't understand about academia is that if you ever publish in a journal, you will forever receive spam from predatory journals telling you they would love to publish any of your brilliant work so they can collect a publication fee from you.