I would take a cue from #GeorgeCarlin and load Republicans into opposing catapults, slamming them into each other. The ones who survive go on to ROUND 2! (Need extra plastic when it comes to Alex Jones vs Ted Cruz)
I'd sell tickets and screen time and use that money to balance the budget.
FlyingAceCMX (Chris Molinar)
I'd hold a big decadent banquet on the South Lawn for all of the cabinet secretaries and presidential staff higher ups. Then I'd get up and say that the only reason I ran for president was to expose the corruption in American government and society. Multiple guillotines would then be rolled out.
Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻
Okay but
What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower
