Me texting a new friend: I'm so excited to hang out tomorrow! 🙂 See you soon!
Me texting an old friend: did u hear Kwik Trip has Mountain Dew dunkers lol
it's my birthday can u wish me a happy birthday
Gut told me to pour Mountain Dew into the Dunker mix, so I did it.
(Brian from Legal wants me to disclaim that this didn’t actually happen, and was strictly used for caption purposes only.)
rip gander mountain you would've loved spearmint velo
the european mind could never comprehend gas station friend chicken
Our social team pretending our new Dunker flavor doesn't exist until the official approved launch date of Monday, June 15th
i'm at the point in the year where every conversation involves humidity
