I know the vacuum cleaner man. He's seen my tits.
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Joshua Owen
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Why are you gay
Currently in the Midwest.
More mirror discourse.
Thanks for the upper-body workout, @gaymer.fit. I tweaked it slightly, but I'm happy to have the ability to steal it from you, Hevy.
Finding a hair under my bottom lip that I missed when trimming is the most distracting thing in a meeting. And why does it feel like it's 3 inches long?
Generally speaking, I don't listen to a lot of male artists, mainly because women are just superior and I'm a raging 🚬, but there are a few caveats, like Ryan Beatty. Revisiting Calico today in anticipation of his new album later this month.
The comments section on Carly Rae’s new album tease on Instagram has me cackling, “We aren’t Swifties, please be direct!!!”
