Anthropologist, author, dad. Order purely alphabetical
Jonah Blank
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Gretch's response to a tech-tycoon saying he's going to steamroller the wishes of her constituents:
♦️"Hahahahaha."
Her current position is that she isn't running for President.
But remember that, in June 2024, she was fund-raking and trying to box Kamala out before Biden had even left the race.
Look at him, Rick.
He can barely even stand up.
Another approach:
Q: Is Donald Trump eligible to be President?
A: Yes
Q: What is the first clause of the 22nd Amendment?
A: “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice”
Q: President Trump ran for President in 2016, 2020, & 2024. Which of those elections did he win?
I voted for Platner.
But oh-so-satisfying.
I'll fix that headline for you, @nytimes.com:
♦️"Three Republican Judges Overturn Convictions in Whitmer Kidnapping Plot."
The partisan identity of the judges is buried deep in the article: 15th paragraph, where nobody will ever see it.
NYT: Why hide the truth?
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/u...
"GRAND JUROR: I heard this case like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I still think it is."
Congrats to @ishaantharoor.bsky.social-- and congrats to @newyorker.com on snagging him!
