writer. speculative fiction and horror. A Glastonbury legend and a personal hero of mine. He/Him.
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Once there was this kid who
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cracking open a cold one with the boys
They’re the only good trash bags and if they ever change them I’m just hauling my trash to the ceo’s lawn and dumping it out
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I’ll take yours too if you want
Once there was this kid who
Once there was this kid who
the genealogy scene from episode 9 of Widow’s Bay belongs in the television louvre
This remix is a ton of fun
At Target this evening for the one thing I still buy at target and there was a group of like 6 German football guys trying to convince one of their party that he desperately needed the American flag sleeveless shirt and board shorts set that was on display in the men’s section
Store brand trash bags if you even care
I didn’t stick around to see the outcome
Once there was this kid who
Once there was this kid who
Once there was this kid who
I have developed a new classification system for popular music
Shrek - Could easily be used in a scene during one of the Shrek films and its many spin-offs
Shrek Adjacent - Possibly, but would require work to set it up
Shrekless - Would never been in A Shrek
It is without fail
