"I KNOW BUT CLOSE YOUR MOUTH INSTEAD BUT-"
"I mean... I guess. If you want. We can"
Uzi Doorman
“WHAAAAAAAT I’M JUST SAYIIIINNNG!”
✧ 𝓟𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT! AAHHHHH"
Uzi Doorman
“… Don’t threaten the with a good time—“
“I MEAN WHAAAAAT? WHO SAID THAT?”
✧ 𝓟𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓
"No... I actually liked it... But if you tell anyone I swear I will... I don't know..suffocate you with it or something!"
Uzi Doorman
“Oh!”
“So it’s… not a bad thing that I was staring at your butt?”
✧ 𝓟𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓
"NO I JUST GENERALLY ACT OUT AND SHOUT WHEN IM EMBARRASSED BECAUSE IM ANGSTY"
Uzi Doorman
“I— O-of course I like it! It looks amazing!”
“I thought you were mad at me just now-“
✧ 𝓟𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓
"I KNOW AND THANK YOU FOR LIKING IT! IT MADE ME HAPPY!"
Uzi Doorman
“I’M SORRY! IT WAS JUST- OUT THERE! IN THE OPEN!”
✧ 𝓟𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓
"What? What? What? What? What? What?"
"N! I'm trying to pick out clothes!"
Uzi Doorman
“…”
“Robot god made robot sin stronger than robot man.”
✧ 𝓟𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓
"Found a skirt I thought would be great. Shit was too small"
#SeductiveSunday
Uzi Doorman
