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Topical satire from the UK and around the world. You're not supposed to believe what we write, you idiot.
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I know some football purists are offended by the idea of people eating pitch-side during International fixtures, but this is America, and they have to do something to keep the domestic viewers interested.
NEWS! World Cup coverage of Mexico to be given sepia filter
NEWS! Patriots demonstrate commitment to equality with promise to riot for each of last year's 49,151 knife crimes
NEWS! Diana Ross set 'banish ghosts of 1994' by talking World Cup opening ceremony penalty
NEWS! Donald Trump gives Iran yet another last chance
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NEWS! We want Belfast to be the famously peaceful haven it was before migrants, insist geniuses newsthump.com/2026/06/12/w...
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NEWS! Davros envious after Russell T Davies successfully kills Doctor Who newsthump.com/2026/06/11/d...
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Davros, Lord of Skaro and scourge of the galaxy, is reported to be ‘swearing into a pillow’ today after Russell T Davies succeeded where he couldn’t and killed off the Doctor.
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Davros envious after Russell T Davies successfully kills Doctor Who
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World Cup coverage of Mexico to be given sepia filter
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Coverage of the World Cup’s opening game will be given a yellowish filter to show audiences at home that the match is taking place in Mexico.
If you don’t open Hormuz there will be consequences and I really really mean it this time,’ Donald Trump has told Iran today.
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The UK is to have a riot for every single knife crime that occurred in 2025 in the name of equality, it has emerged.
Donald Trump gives Iran yet another last chance
Patriots demonstrate commitment to equality with promise to riot for all of last year’s 49,151 knife crimes
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Singer Diana Ross is finally expected to put one of football’s greatest personal humiliations behind her this evening, after spending the last 32 years pretending her penalty in the 1994 World Cup …
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Diana Ross set ‘banish ghosts of 1994’ by talking World Cup opening ceremony penalty
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Very clever people who know a lot about the UK’s history are adamant that if there were no migrants, Northern Ireland would revert to being the icon of harmonious community relations that made it g…
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As the family of Belfast stabbing victim Stephen Ogilvy spoke out against the violent disorder, while praising the impact of immigrants in their community, angry simpletons have asked why these fam…
We want Belfast to be the famously peaceful haven it was before migrants, insist geniuses
“Why do the families of these victims keep trying to ruin our fun” ask angry men who like setting fire to things