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β€œYeah huh.”
1d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"Nuh uh."
1d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œI would.”
1d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œYou wouldn’t.”
1d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
Nods.
1d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
She shakes her head.
1d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œDarling, you’re in my room. I make the rules around these parts.”
2d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œYou cannot fight Magi-rrito it is not allowed.”
2d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œAND you drank my beer!! ….. You and I are about to fight.”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œI drank some.”
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
….. β€œI need a beer already.”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œDa.”
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œSo you’re just going commando I see. β€œ
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
Awkward smile.
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
Stares and sighs
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œInvolves much sauce.”
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œWhat is a pasta accident?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"Is what I said, da."
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œPasta incident?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"Pasta incident."
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œAnd you were talking about me getting hit with indecent exposure!” … β€œGirl, why are you not wearing anything in my bed?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
... "I'm not wearing anything underneath."
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
… β€œWhy do you not want me too?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"..." "Please don't unwrap me..."
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œNice try! I carry mystical trinkets from Dr. Strange. Even if you did send me, I have my ways to get back.”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"hotladyabouttogotolimbosayswhat?"
4d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œI’m currently in just a top and underwear- and besides, it won’t take much to string you up. You are currently wrapped in my blankets like a burrito.”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œMhm, but run risk of indecent exposure due to being unable to zip up suits.”
4d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œYou realize I still have my gadgets right?”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œMhm yeah? You and what suits?”
4d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œI’ll figure out a way to get you back for that.”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
7d
β€œHehehehe.”
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œTHATS EXPENSIVE STUFF !”
7d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œAlso I drank some of your wine.”
8d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
8d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
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8d
She just smiles.
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œHow does one even achieve that?”
8d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œFrom all of your suits.”
8d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œMy zippers?”
8d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"I also have all of your zippers."
9d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œThat’ll be later, for now I don’t need them.”
9d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"Gonna have to pry them from me."
9d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œThat’s only because I let you have them. Trust me, my blankets are not something I play about when sleeping. Just ask any of my ex’s.”
9d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"And yet I have stolen ALL of your blankets. Ha."
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œPlease, I’m the Black Cat. My edge never gets dull.”
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
β€œMust be losing your edge…” She teases, now fully wrapped in blankets.
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œYes… yes it does. I usually remember bringing women into my bed!”
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
Slowly stealing more blanket. β€œDoes it reaaaaalllyyyy matter?”
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
β€œI’m sure? Buuut that doesn’t explain why I have someone in my bed.”
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
"Oh it was so crazyyyyy..." She got tired and picked a bedroom to crash in.
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
How’d you get in my bed?
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»
Taking this opportunity to steal all the blankets. Magi-rrito.
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙢*𝙸*𝙺
Time to get up and be a problem for everyone. Or maybe, juuuuust maybe be a hero today.
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘©π’π’‚π’„π’Œ π‘ͺ𝒂𝒕 π–’»