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….. “I need a beer already.”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“Da.”
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“So you’re just going commando I see. “
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
Awkward smile.
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
Stares and sighs
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“Involves much sauce.”
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“What is a pasta accident?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"Is what I said, da."
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“Pasta incident?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"Pasta incident."
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“And you were talking about me getting hit with indecent exposure!” … “Girl, why are you not wearing anything in my bed?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
... "I'm not wearing anything underneath."
3d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
… “Why do you not want me too?”
3d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"..." "Please don't unwrap me..."
4d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“Nice try! I carry mystical trinkets from Dr. Strange. Even if you did send me, I have my ways to get back.”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"hotladyabouttogotolimbosayswhat?"
4d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“I’m currently in just a top and underwear- and besides, it won’t take much to string you up. You are currently wrapped in my blankets like a burrito.”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“Mhm, but run risk of indecent exposure due to being unable to zip up suits.”
4d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“You realize I still have my gadgets right?”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“Mhm yeah? You and what suits?”
4d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“I’ll figure out a way to get you back for that.”
4d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“Hehehehe.”
7d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“THATS EXPENSIVE STUFF !”
7d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“Also I drank some of your wine.”
8d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
8d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
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She just smiles.
8d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“How does one even achieve that?”
8d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“From all of your suits.”
8d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“My zippers?”
8d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"I also have all of your zippers."
9d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“That’ll be later, for now I don’t need them.”
9d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"Gonna have to pry them from me."
9d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“That’s only because I let you have them. Trust me, my blankets are not something I play about when sleeping. Just ask any of my ex’s.”
9d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"And yet I have stolen ALL of your blankets. Ha."
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“Please, I’m the Black Cat. My edge never gets dull.”
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
“Must be losing your edge…” She teases, now fully wrapped in blankets.
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“Yes… yes it does. I usually remember bringing women into my bed!”
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
Slowly stealing more blanket. “Does it reaaaaalllyyyy matter?”
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
“I’m sure? Buuut that doesn’t explain why I have someone in my bed.”
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
"Oh it was so crazyyyyy..." She got tired and picked a bedroom to crash in.
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
How’d you get in my bed?
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻
Taking this opportunity to steal all the blankets. Magi-rrito.
10d
𝙼*𝙰*𝙶*𝙸*𝙺
Time to get up and be a problem for everyone. Or maybe, juuuuust maybe be a hero today.
10d
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𖢻