"It's finger day," I say, raising my middle fingers to the guy at the gym who didn't wipe his sweat off of the machine
What’s it called when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and instead of falling back to sleep, you order stuff from TikTok shop and don’t remember it until you get a package?
Because I have that.
me, getting more unhinged by the day: it’s called exponential growth look it up
