An alt, for better and worse. NSFW. Recovering academic. If you know me offline, I’d advise leaving. Always open to noodle soup recipes (any cuisine). Snap @zibbzabb.
36 MD
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Sometimes you just need to fully dissociate in 9-1-1 fanfiction just to feel something.
Lil bathroom jerk today #fcf
Is this enough towel for Tuesday? 👉👈
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Some fireworks for #fcf
Hit my eye somehow under my glasses, which unfortunately both (1) hurts and (2) makes it look like I’m crying cum.
Recovering from jury duty. Taking dick or jury-adjacent puns. Bonus points for both.
I kind of want to get one of those Lovesense vibrators that other people can control remotely, but I also had a dream once that someone detonated a vibrator remotely while it was in my ass and I think about that a lot.
