18th century "cat contract" (納貓兒契式; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (鼠賊), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (不得偷盜食諸般).
the classic forum poster’s excuse, “it was my bandmate“
it amuses me how many AI companies will switch to serif fonts in an attempt to look legitimate, but only partially switch, "put a bird on it" style
we already got a crazy taxi sequel, it’s called onion delivery
this is so sad, alexa play JD and the Straight Shot - I Should’ve Known
new playoffs reaction image just dropped
Eize Basa
Brendan O’Kane
James Dolan is the only guy who's opened for The Eagles and was the most evil person on the bill
