I can see why they do this. Saying stupid shit that isn't true, but that you wish to be true, is fun.
Not as fun as if it were actually true...
If we can call this a ceasefire, then I declare the Miami Dolphins the 2026 AFC East champions.
Crashing out. Almost happy hour.
By control, I mean that they are in the AFC.
These are the stories and legend that we will proudly tell our descendents, and they to their descendants.
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The Miami Dolphins control the AFC.
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Approximately 98.3% of drivers with "We the People" stickers on their vehicles only know three words of the Constitution.
Hegseth: "The United States of America controls the Strait of Hormuz"
Gonna be honest this price cut story has me giddy. They’re out of ideas. They’re admitting that their business model doesn’t work. If they actually discount their services the bubble is bursting. And I looked, and behold a pale horse! and its riders name was The Smiling Man
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This is why all of you have a DUTY to stop paroting austerity language at the Federal level. The money is there. It's just not going to supporting life affirming institutions and programs.
"Sir say something good about the economy"
"I love the inflation"
"something else?"
"i have eaten fifteen dollars in coins this morning and they were very tasty"
