Parody account. Here to take the piss out of the full time grifter and part time MP who leads Reform UK. Enjoy – and feel free to encourage my coffee habit: ⬇️
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Parody Nigel Farage
After 14 years in power, the Tories decide that the right time to abolish business rates is when they can't.
"Dear Diary,
Been in hiding for over 40 days now. It's taking longer than I thought to come up with a new lie to explain away my £5 million bung from a crypto billionaire"
Parody Nigel Farage
Parody Nigel Farage
This new line-up of The Village People is very disappointing. I’m sure there used to be more than just a plumber and a wanker.
Today we remember that if Reform UK had been in charge in 1939 they would have kissed Hitler's arse and welcomed the Fascist takeover rather than fighting and defeating it.
Tommy cares so much he can't even remember Henry's name.
Things you can do with a £5 million bribe, part 6)
Today I am mostly hiding from journalists by going to Scotland and dressing up like someone who actually works for a living.
Thankyou JD Vance, we have so much to learn from America.
Huge thanks once again to Laura Kuenssberg for not being so impolite as to ask Zia Yusuf about me hiding a £5 million gift, being paid to throw an election or my dodgy house purchases.
