Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com
Pete Milan
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I would like to go see an early screening of DISCLOSURE DAY tonight, but I am also seepy. So seepy. Seepiest man.
The amusing thing is that I got two phone calls today from industry people telling me to shoot my shot. But it’s a trap. A TRAP!
The struggle is real
Kurbs
Statham. Just kicking Daleks to death.
"Global elites," screw you, demon, get in this trash can, you live there now.
[listening to SOUND, LIGHT, AND FREQUENCY podcast]
Host: "Orson Welles' War of the Worlds aired the night before Thanksgiving."
ME: NOOOOOOOOOO [STOMPS AROUND ROOM] [KICKS CHAIR] [INJURES SELF BADLY]