One that I am particularly proud of was a chugger (charity mugger for foreigners, those kids with clipboards) who tried to stop a group of us with "can I tell you about-" and i replied, smiling pleasantly and not breaking stride "only if you can take negative 10 minutes because we're already late"
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I want to hear about the funniest quip or retort you’re responsible for. Preferably this is a remark you made in-person, but share whatever you’d like.
