Well, you wouldn't have to watch after eggs all day if you did it yourself and that's a darn fact!
Nobody sent me, I just saw you mention minions and I ain't fond of the thought of slavery outside the bedroom.
Millie
Lazy!? I will have you know it is strenuous work to manage stupid idiot eggs all day! Besides, how do I know I can trust you during this 'training'? Who sent you? Clearly this is a ploy to get me to let my guard down so I can be usurped!
Sir Pentious
That sounds like a mighty fine case of bein' lazy and lettin' others do it for you.
I can teach you how to fight if you ever want to get into doing some of your own 'grunt work'.
Millie
Perhaps getting your hands dirty is enjoyable for you with your abnormally bull-like strength, madam, but I have an inventors brain to protect. I like letting my machines do the work, and I have far more important things to do than grunt work!
Sir Pentious
What do you even need a minion for? Isn't it more fun to get things done yourself?
I like to get my hands dirty
Millie
ALT: a cartoon character with horns and yellow eyes is standing on the beach
Hmmm... I wonder if I posted an advertizement, if I could aquire a new minion. Perhaps one less breakable than my Egg Boiz. Though how will I ensure their loyalty? Their brains would be fully functional and not scrambled.
