Writer. Worrier. Tree whisperer.
Lives on England's northwest coast.
Has spent a lot of time in Zambia and Eswatini with her live-in archaeologist. Can cook for dozens over an open fire if bribed with wine. But would rather write poetry.
Mary Earnshaw
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Last year I made it drizzle on Trump’s birthday tank parade. This year I’m working on thunderstorms, lighting strike electrocutions, hail, and tornadoes for Trump’s birthday White House UFC fight.
Wish me luck!
There's probably never been a better time to remind you that when David Hockney first took his Mum to California she remarked 'all this lovely weather and nobody puts their washing out'.