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Saw this guy walking around the team hotel the other day.
I get it now.
My man looking like the Michelin Man heading to prom.
Doesn’t even come with a Derek reach-around.
As if DC hasn’t seen enough awful sporting events over the past 24 hours, now they’re being subjected to having to watch the Royals play the Nationals.
This is our good friend Molly. She has had literal bullshit rain down on her lately.
If you can throw in a few bucks… they’re living in a hotel for a few months while they get a tree off their house.
(“Friend” might be a strong term here.)
Is this what coverage of Patrick Mahomes sounds like tot he rest of the NFL? Because fuck.
OH MY GOD THAT MAN'S LEG HAS BEEN SEVERED FROM HIS BODY.
Oh. Wait. He's up. He's fine, you guys. He's fine.
That crowd at Arrowhead looks fired up to a lather. This should be fun. #WorldCup