Zoë Davis can't believe you didn't know about this--the banana Yazoo, the condom, and the girl who never called her a slag again, today at Villain Era! 🖤🔪
So yeah, I can’t believe you didn’t know about this it were that time I were told Stacey Butler called me a slag and I said like you know what I’ll show her who’s a slag so I went to the corner shop and got meself a bottle of Yazoo the banana flavoured one and stole a condom outta my dad’s sock drawer and when we were on the school bus next day I opened that greasy little packet gave the rubber a little blow and poured the milkshake inside as it’s the perfect colour right?
