"Honestly, I couldn't care less what gender or love interest they have, so long as they are loyal to the Eggman Empire.
It's just easier to gain obedient robot servants if you allude to their desires, in my opinion!"
E.G.G.M.A.N (Pre-Incident Event!)
"Uhh... Pride Month... the only holiday I avoid executing my schemes."
"Last time I tried, everyone on Mobtwit praised π π - the mad ππ’ππ§π’π₯ - for giving these nobodies the gender they identified with! I thought they'd be distraught with their lives permanently changed!"
"You mobians make no sense!"
