Live from the Golden Throne
(All views expressed are my own and have not been approved by the Administratum)
Francy 🦇🐍™️
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I saw an ad that said 'never under estimate a brown eyeliner' but what about if I over estimate it? What about if I put one up to take a winning penalty or something
Jarritos is the most premium drink I have ever had. If I were rich and had one of those giant American fridges I would dedicate a whole shelf to it.
Spurs manager Terry Venables completes the signing of Gary Lineker from Barcelona, July 1989.
Yeah he might be a trillionaire but I'm actually funny and he'd fucking love to get half the laughs I do
Absolutely begging the wind to die down so I can sort my garden before I end up on the street's hedge watch
