In the great oval room
There was a useless Trump phone
And a red-capped buffoon
And an AI picture of —
Melania jumping over a ballroom
And there were three big fools sitting on chairs
And two little bottles of Kash’s booze
And a pair of too-big shoes...
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*With apologies to Margaret Wise Brown (although she'd despise him too)
