Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS.
Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.
DairymanNZ
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This is your reminder that a "one-in-100-year" event just means that, every year, that event has a 1% chance of occurring
Fell off
Just got told by my Android Auto that "I understand your frustration, while I don't respond to that kind of language, I am still here to help you"
In my defence, it absolutely was a motherfucking useless cunt piece of shit
How smart can fog be?
Apparently this is US "ranch slang". Heavily phoneticised English is used to lean into the accent and signify they are a real rancher.
I hate it
Not to worry, we use paper straws
DairymanNZ
To my utter lack of surprise, clicking "connect me to a real person" on AirNZ's chat site does not in fact connect you to a real person
"Backwards calves are slow. Give it a shot of Dexamethasone. Madigan Squeeze it, but you will then have to tube-feed it if it does not suck. Generally, by day four or five, they start sucking. If it takes a quart by nipple, put it on the cow and make sure it gets enough to eat. It just takes time."
