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An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell, sources have revealed.
An autistic woman is reportedly devastated after discovering that her doctor was right and that exercising is genuinely really good for you.
The stair, which vanishes from your memory whenever you forget to actively concentrate on its existence, was ruled to be maliciously attempting to murder you, having deemed you unworthy of treading on it.
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An AuDHD woman was forced to reckon with the transience of existence this morning when she remembered halfway through brushing her teeth that she has a driving lesson in three days, it has been rumoured.
An autistic detective has managed to completely lose track of the crime she’s supposed to be solving after noticing that she and the victim apparently shared a special interest, it has been revealed.
According to disgruntled sources, Ellie Mulligan, 42, followed up her first “I love you” to wife Avery Mann, 44, with “and that’s why I have to kill you” – and has since been consistently unable to express any genuine emotion without then frantically tap dancing.
I don't like how often the Tism seems to just report on my actual mental state, moment to moment
Caughtism! I know @thedailytism.com have covered this curious rapid onset neurodiversity which somehow only affects sexual predators a few times.
I’ve had it up to here with the personal attacks. It is OVER for you all, as soon as I find my executive function and don’t get distracted by something shiny…
