Potential game show contestant.
Former Axios, The Hill, Passcode. Founder of the Codebook cybersecurity newsletter. Once got lost in a Starbucks.
Joe Uchill
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There's bad faith and then there's this, what can only be described as the least amount of faith ever put into an argument.
Stuffed animals are super weird, man. Like, the fantasy is they are alive and they love you, but they don't talk. There's just as much of a chance they are alive and feel like you've kidnapped them.
I've passed a bylaw that says the judge has to wear overalls and carry a giant lollipop.
Donate the letters to the Smithsonian
I've passed a bylaw that says I can kick two puppies every day.
I've passed a bylaw negating two of the three laws of thermodynamics.
There is no power greater than bylaws.
What are the consent considerations of hugging a teddy bear?
As far as legacies go, I can't imagine JFK would rather be attached to a blackmail scheme rather than sacrifice made in defense of strong institutions.
Let them pull the trigger. We can build a new theater.
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