She has to fix this house that's, like, falling apart! Or get married, haha, can't have that! And either--or both, it could totally be both--have to happen within a month! And there's this guy, he's MAGIC, and he wants to make a deal. And picture this, there's a DRAGON made of SILK.
pitch the last book you read like you're a hollywood exec from the 1980s and your diet consists primarily of cocaine
