And for all Rivals' inverted commas, it'll never match Sins.
Not entirely sure what the point is of broadcasting Rivals if Nancy Banks-Smith isn't on hand to review it.
"We fetishises." I appear to have reached that age where you start to turn into a minor character in a Thomas Hardy novel.
The first ever reggaeton hit was Knocked It Off by BA Robertson.
I'm reminded of Alan Partridge's "Goal! And another one!"
Every generation fetishises the media texture of their earliest years. Just as we fetishises grainy 16mm film, kids today are obsessed with VHS dropout. But what will the next generation have to go mad about? 4:3 safe framing?