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Writer, Guardian and others. The Invention of Essex is published by Profile Books: http://bit.ly/3Bj9lLi Guardian profile: https://www.theguardian.com/profile/tim-burrows Linktree: https://linktr.ee/timburrows Agent: [email protected]

Tim Burrows

Nigel Farage, weary from gaming UK politics for a decade or more, just wanted to hang up his boots. Please, no more hotel rooms. No more seeing the country from behind blacked out windows. No more Cameos. Until he was made an offer he couldn't refuse

Thanks @youtube

Genuinely thought this was Sam Allardyce #worldcup #england #60yearsofhurt

I'd politely suggest this is not what you should do if you are looking to move beyond appeals to the far right to become prime minister in three years

28d

I had the snip and I liked it.

17d

Maybe the internet's greatest achievement is allowing this football hooligan from Luton to cosplay as some kind of 21st-century neofascist statesman so effectively for so long www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

I hope this isn’t true. There are times when it’s more important to put country before party. This is one of them. Burnham’s longstanding commitment to a fairer voting system could transform our democracy & counter the dire threat of a Reform UK government elected on a minority of the vote

BREAKING: Reform UK leader Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, according to property records seen by Sky News.

I mean, I've been on the waiting list for an NHS vasectomy since my youngest child was born. She starts in reception in September.

1mo

Big week for Elon Musk, instigating a racist anti-immigrant pogrom on Tuesday, set to become a trillionaire with the backing of all the biggest banks on Friday.