"And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe, or laugh, or twitch again.
So won't you run and play with me here among the teeming mass of humanity? The universe has spared us this moment."
Drunk On Mystery
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The pre-war average traffic for the Strait of Hormuz was around 130 ships per day.
I worked on a play in high school where the President says "I intend to form a committee to form a committee to form a committee!"
and it meant to demonstrate how comically inept and out of his depth he is.
Two weekends ago, my garage door system collapsed and had to be completely replaced.
Last weekend, I had that sprinkler fiasco.
Today, my car's starter has to be replaced.
I wonder what crisis I'm going to have to pay for next week.
My favorite Sean T story is him being called as a Republican "expert" to talk about Congressional maps in a hearing, and then every actual expert responding by telling him he was a moron in no uncertain terms.
The day after the Pulse shooting, I stood in line at a blood donation drive, one of dozens that day, in 95 degree heat in a Best Buy parking lot with several thousand people, many of whom were ultimately turned away because the local One Blood organization ran completely out of blood bags.
At this point, I feel like the most logical conclusion is that I did something to upset a witch.
Just his companies?
2 trillion, at least.
But the sudden jolt + lack of confidence probably causes an exodus from the market.
Gun to my head, that's another 3-5 trillion.
A LOT of "firebombed a Wal-Mart" posts hitting the timeline this morning, God damn
