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my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say “the F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. “I want to know the F word,” she told me sadly
I'm so old I call my boner classic rock.
Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
Been gone for a while... Went to Virginia. Captured these shots from the train I was on.
the bar for straight men getting laid is so comically low that it is tragic they can’t meet it
1. don’t be a dick
2. wash your ass
3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat
4. know the basics of female anatomy
that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those!
OnlyFans but it’s just me bringing my milkshake to your yard.
Attorney General Pam Bondi further cemented the Trump administration's takeover of DC law enforcement on Thursday by shifting decision-making authority from its police chief and handing it to the head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Terry Cole. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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[first date] so do u like food
I'm so done with this pseudo reality... just take me back to the matrix now ffs
