Pirate enthusiast from the Island of Misfit Sex Toys. Grandma aged, so give me all the NSFW. 😂
TMI Queen (Amy)
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I’m from Michigan and I don’t know how to play Euchre 😬
He’s lurking in our walls!
(From 🧵)
Just watching Rita’s instagram story of Taika being a competitive dad and willing my ovaries not to explode…
This came up on insta and it absolutely SCREAMS @kalansphantomff.bsky.social
My tattoo artist canceled on me for the 5th consecutive time in 5 years. I’m finally done with him.
Someone else can finish the tattoo he started and can enjoy my overshares. 😚✌️
It’s been a hot second since I posted on #TaikaTuesday
Time to remedy that. 😏