I’ve got 99 issues & math is all of them.
Fluent in Dogs~ADHD~Data~Spreadsheets
YSJ, NB
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I’m being terrorized by a sparrow couple. They think every window in my home is the enemy & have been coordinating their attacks.
I’ve tired painters tape, tin foil, paper towel, Halloween skeletons, flashing lights. They’re fearless & will stop at nothing to protect their top secret nest.
11:20: Attacks are still coming from the north, south, east and west. The constant thumping and joyful battle cries of the sparrow army have woken the giant from his mid morning nap.
He is NOT amused.
Overheard:
2 Americans at the Trinity Colege bus stop practicing their story.
“If anyone asks, we’re Canadian ok? It’s just easier.
My sister has the curse of an approachable face & to my amusement, has been suckered into chit chat with a random airport stranger. My RBF never rests- she is always vigilant and for that, I’m very thankful 😂😂
There is a song sparrow who has been attacking my two office windows for the last 2.5 hours. Little buddy, you’re fighting with your reflection and I hate to inform you that you’re losing.