no one calls me moonpie but meemaw
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18th century "cat contract" (η΄θ²ε ε₯εΌ; based on a Yuan-dynasty original), laying out the cat's duties and responsibilities: tirelessly guarding the grain, repelling the "mousey bandits" (ιΌ θ³), not messing with the livestock, not stealing numnums "of any kind whatsoever" (δΈεΎε·ηι£θ«Έθ¬).
if im not at least a little bit of a woman then how come i like having my tits sucked
now im thinking about that 12th-century cat poem that ends with "i think he is my child from a past life, come to keep me company in my old age" and im fucking crying
ur gonna have to be Really Tough to survive in this fucked up world , kid . i know bc i'm the one making it Really Tough to survive
there is softness and connection and belonging to be found in a pack, vvolves running together under the night sky
have you been so thoroughly bred and manipulated by humans to forget your pride as a vvolf?
everyone who's been telling me to shut the fuck up about this can shut the fuck up about this and suck my dick about it too
This is obscene. Mamdani literally ran on opposing this kind of capitulation. He went to the protest at NYU, who made the EXACT same decision for the EXACT same reason.
It's notable there is NO federal law that pulls funding right now. The Kennedy Declaration is blocked in ocurt.
the other night i was smoking a block away from a bar with a backyard hosting a knicks watch party and during halftime an employee got on the mic to say that ESPN was at the bar filming and that everyone there would be on national tv
what kind of shit is that i would leave so fuckin fast
i feel like getting really fucking stoned and going to the arcade or eating my weight in roti
